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Stay low, move fast, shoot first, die last,one shot, one kill,no luck,pure skill

Stay low, move fast, shoot first, die last,one shot, one kill,no luck,pure skill

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About Me

Name

Dick Ballin

Age

17

Country

City

New York City

Quick Stats

XP

645

Level

4

Joined

914 days

Posts

4

Friends

11

Matches

2

Achievements

  • General
  • CS:GO Stats

Recent Activity

Forfeitted to Rocket Gaming in Week 4
6m
Received a Forfeit Win against Holy Melon in Week 3
6m
Forfeitted to Exiled eSports in Week 2
6m
Is scheduled to play Exiled eSports on 03/18/2017
6m
Is scheduled to play Rocket Gaming on 03/21/2017
6m
0s
Received a Forfeit Win against LagSpikeDemons in Week 2
7m
Will play LagSpikeDemons in Week 2
7m
Lost to cs.cuties 10 - 16 in Week 1
7m
Will play cs.cuties in Week 1
7m

Biography

Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, parachutin’, demolition double cap crimpin’ Frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. Two by’s, four by’s, six by’s. Those big motherfuckers that bend and go TSH TSH when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover. I’m a fighter. I’m a UDT Navy Seal diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this Frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers boys.

My Favorites

Player

Stewie and Moe

Team

Fnactic

Game

Counter strike : global offencive

Role

Entry frager (Doesn't support)

Music

Weezy F Baby

Food

Why is this even here? Favorite food wtf

My Setup

Video Card

GTX 750 2GB Duel Fan

Sound Card

NA

CPU

Intel core i7 Third generation (3.40 GHz)

RAM

8 GB

Hard Drives

1 TB

OS

Windows 7 home premium

Headset

Razor Kraken 7.1 Classic

Mouse

Razer Deathadder Chroma

Mousepad

Razer Goliathus Control edition (Medium)

Keyboard

Razer Blackwidow Ultimate 2014

Monitors

BenQ Xl2720Z + HP x2301

Case

hp Pavilion HPE

Favorite Joke

Whats the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa stops after just 3 Hoe's

Current Rosters

Upcoming Matches

No upcoming matches

Recent Matches

at cs.cuties (2 - 0)
10 - 16
L
at 3mber Gaming (2 - 1)
8 - 16
L
  • Pick Up Games
  • 10-Mans
  • Scrimmages
  • Official Matches

Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Pugs

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Date Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
02/20/2017 de_inferno 4.36Σ 7 3 19 0.37 46.95 0.35 20 16-4 l
02/19/2017 de_dust2 11.67Σ 36 5 25 1.44 92.03 1.06 34 19-15 l
02/18/2017 de_santorini 19.15Σ 13 0 4 3.25 49.89 0.72 18 16-2 w
02/18/2017 de_dust2 18.87Σ 17 3 8 2.13 106.00 0.94 18 16-2 w
02/14/2017 de_inferno 8.83Σ 16 1 23 0.70 60.56 0.59 27 16-11 w
02/09/2017 de_overpass 7.25Σ 13 2 21 0.62 60.08 0.54 24 16-8 l
02/09/2017 de_dust2 5.75Σ 16 4 21 0.76 79.74 0.70 23 16-7 l
02/04/2017 de_dust2 13.73Σ 29 11 28 1.04 95.66 0.83 35 16-19 w
02/02/2017 de_mirage 15.99Σ 23 10 22 1.05 109.78 0.85 27 11-16 w
02/02/2017 de_dust2 24.25Σ 22 3 5 4.40 117.94 1.29 17 1-16 w
02/01/2017 de_dust2 16.50Σ 25 0 11 2.27 98.36 1.14 22 6-16 w
01/31/2017 de_mirage 9.35Σ 17 5 20 0.85 85.95 0.77 22 16-6 l
01/31/2017 de_cbble 10.39Σ 25 3 18 1.39 85.92 0.96 26 16-10 l
01/31/2017 de_dust2 7.97Σ 16 5 17 0.94 90.11 0.84 19 16-3 l
01/31/2017 de_mirage 9.65Σ 17 6 21 0.81 90.57 0.74 23 16-7 l
01/31/2017 de_cache 12.46Σ 21 7 19 1.11 99.24 0.84 25 16-9 l
01/30/2017 de_mirage 5.98Σ 11 1 19 0.58 56.29 0.52 21 16-5 l
01/30/2017 de_dust2 13.45Σ 16 2 11 1.45 83.91 0.73 22 6-16 w
01/29/2017 de_dust2 9.47Σ 16 2 18 0.89 60.55 0.73 22 6-16 w
01/29/2017 de_dust2 13.38Σ 41 2 27 1.52 107.03 1.14 36 17-19 w

1-20 of 151 results.

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent 10-Mans

1

Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
06/03/2016 BashCS's Team de_mirage 8.72Σ 13 4 21 0.62 57.85 0.48 27 16-11 l

1-20 of 1 results.

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Scrims

1

Date Vs Map Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR RP Score    
02/21/2017 Sancho's Plumbing de_mirage 9.63Σ 18 9 23 0.78 76.10 0.60 30 16-14 l
02/21/2017 The Little Flushas de_mirage 2.82Σ 8 2 17 0.47 82.35 0.47 17 16-1 l
02/14/2017 Formal Esports SCRIM de_mirage 0.05Σ 0 0 5 0.00 1.81 0.00 16 16-0 l
02/13/2017 5$ Footlongs de_dust2 10.50Σ 21 6 28 0.75 72.19 0.58 36 19-17 w
02/13/2017 Perplexity de_inferno 17.89Σ 25 2 15 1.67 113.70 1.09 23 7-16 w
02/08/2017 komodo edgelords de_inferno 9.36Σ 15 4 20 0.75 67.40 0.60 25 9-16 l
02/05/2017 PhoonTang de_mirage 4.09Σ 7 3 18 0.39 57.32 0.37 19 16-3 l
02/01/2017 GOATS eSports de_dust2 8.41Σ 20 3 24 0.83 76.13 0.67 30 16-14 l
06/17/2016 Scrawny Scrotum Squad de_dust2 3.56Σ 5 3 23 0.22 29.56 0.19 27 11-16 l

1-20 of 9 results.

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Statistics Overview  

Today | Last 30 Days | Career

GP Σ K A D KDR ADR KPR Acc HS % BD BP BX 3k 4k ACE 1vX
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Recent Matches

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